iPhone 6, really? So primitive…

OK, enough of the kiddie’s play. A new phone every month, thinner screen, bendable, blah blah blah. Big deal.  I want to know when Apple is going to REALLY get Inventive and Powerful?

Connecting with the Web is so passe, so 1990s. The Web is for kids learning about dogs and ponies and other one dimensional information, like dating.

I want to know – When is the “iString” going to be released?

I want that Universal Interconnection. I want to connect through one of the String Theorist’s Strings!  Some theorists propose that there are 10 or more realities going on at one time that are all interwoven. Yeah, let’s tap into a couple of those babies!  That’s being connected! 

I can do that, without going to the nearest Phone store and being mentally abused by kids just out of diapers. How?  -They came out with the product just a few thousand years ago. Meditation 1.0, I think they called it.

 

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  • Advanced sensors for viewing a Bigger Picture of things.
  • Picture screen is as Clear as your imagination.
  • Efficient Power Source.
  • Advanced and Increased Memory Ability and Technology.
  • The perfect blend of Hardware and Software functioning together.
  • Batteries are totally recharged AS you use it.
  • Connectivity from practically anywhere.

The original sales pitch for it also included Support and Help Desk for processing pain and emotion, increased body awareness, decreased effects from colds, improved immunity functions, increased energy and creativity, higher focus and concentration, and increased productivity.

Since the original model, there’s been countless styles created. You can even go to YouTube and find a User’s Manual that will show you how to use any model. Maybe try a couple different models, and find the perfect fit for YOU!

Be Patient with yourself. It may take a week or two to get used to using something new.

So, if you haven’t already invested in a nest egg for the i-String when it comes out, go ahead and try an older version.  Guaranteed –  Best Connection and Service!

 

(image from brett jordan)

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